if your computer is screwed up...

if your computer is screwed up...
do not call me...
because...

• i dont work for microsoft or apple...
• i dont have a puka dena policy towards apple or microsoft...
• i dont find pleasure in fixing screwed up computers...
• i've got better shit to do...

and if you think i have any pirated software for your mac or pc... i dont!!!
and i wont share my software with you!!!

so buy your own goddamn software...

• because you're entitled for customer support when you legally purchase software
• also note that although you pay for your pirated CDs... that doesnt count as a X% (X <0.001) of your licensing fee and you are not eligible for X% of customer support!

and you cant or dont want to afford licensed software... there are tons of open source software... browse www.sourceforge.net

this however does not apply to everyone...