Wednesday, March 14, 2007

what i want in return

i've a few policies about my g/f or wife or whoever

career: can work... have a career... i'm not imposing any constraints... may be during pregnancy or something they'd have do adjust for the sake of the baby (and me 'cos it affects me)...
name change: i'm not gonna make someone change their name just 'cos they are married to me... if they want to they can change it... totally up to them... and no naming dogs or cats after me...
going shopping: i'd go shopping but terms and conditions apply (see bellow)
being friends with ex's: dont care
being friends with fat ppl: dont care
being friends with ugly ppl: dont care
being friends with old ppl: dont care
being friends with ugly ppl: dont care
being friends with pseudo criminals: errr... i'd be concerned

so my friends were like okay shehal what do you want from your g/f / wife in return... and here is my list...

THEY CAN'T NAG!!!! cant nag about the way i drive... or where i park or what i wear or if i eat too much or if i bitch about some air head...
going shopping: when i need a snack break i should be able to get it - no questions asked!! and if wherever (like say the petah market) dont have a pastry shop of a pk (petti kade) near by... then i should be compensated (hondata salakanna owne)...
should be able to cook or have friends who can cook well heheh :)

thats all i can think of now... i mean i'm assuming stuff like sex and food are in the menu anyways...