a friend of mine sent a e-mail titled... Alcohol........................
Scientists at the National University of Lesotho released the results of a recent study that revealed the presence of female hormones in alcohol and suggested that men should take concerned look at their alcohol consumption. The theory is that alcohol contains female hormones and that by drinking too much alcohol, men in theory could become women. In a strictly controlled test, 100 men drank 375ml of alcohol within a 2 hour period.
Afterwards it was observed that every one of the test subjects:
a) Argued over nothing.
b) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
c) Gained weight.
d) Talked incessantly without making any sense.
e) Became overly emotional.
f) Couldn't drive properly.
g) Failed to think logically.
h) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
that probably would have been the first time they drank or something
i mean two hours for half a bottle!!!
okay lets go thru each thing one by one...
first of all... i would have LOVED to volunteer!!!
i hope they had some nice food to go with the booze....
a) Argued over nothing - yeah i do that when i'm drunk... but not after half a bottle... would take more than that i guess
b) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong - who would want an apology from a drunk man????
c) Gained weight - that has nothing to do with drinking... its all got to do with how much you eat while drinking... i've friends who gain nothing 'cos i eat all the food!!!
d) Talked incessantly without making any sense - did they talk sense before they were drunk???
e) Became overly emotional - about what? ex-girl friends? about their cars? also... why is that a bad thing? women get overly emotional all the time!!! esp with their PMS etc!!!!
f) Couldn't drive properly - who let them drive??? we dont drink AND drive... its hard to drink while driving... and to drive while drinking... so we stopped that....
g) Failed to think logically - they make it sound like its a bad thing not to think logically.... you drink to get away from logic... thats the whole point!!!!
h) Had to sit down while urinating... I'VE NEVER DONE THAT!!!! EVER!!! NO MATTER HOW DRUNK!!!
No further testing was considered necessary - yeah leave the poor bastard... conduct tests on drunkards... pffffft....
female hormones in booze... well may be all those hairy feminists should start drinking!!!!!
